Oct 5, 2013; Boston, MA, USA; Tampa Bay Rays starting pitcher David Price (14) pitches during the first inning in game two of the American League divisional series playoff baseball game against the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park. Mandatory Credit: Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports

David Price Practices His Wind Up Underwater


Is the world of merman baseball about to be invaded for the first time by a player from dry land?

The Undersea Kingdom Baseball League has never to my knowledge had a lung-breather. David Price would be the first to take the dive.

So far, Price looks a little slow in his underwater wind-up. He’ll need to work on that if he wants to compete with the mermen.

They have some big-time hitters down there in the murky depths. Last year King Triton flirted with .400 while hitting 43 homers.

Did I mention King Triton has a really sexy daughter?

David Price has a hankering for mermaid love, methinks.

Look out for that Aquaman. He has a jealous streak, and a nasty line drive stroke.

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