Is the world of merman baseball about to be invaded for the first time by a player from dry land?
The Undersea Kingdom Baseball League has never to my knowledge had a lung-breather. David Price would be the first to take the dive.
So far, Price looks a little slow in his underwater wind-up. He’ll need to work on that if he wants to compete with the mermen.
They have some big-time hitters down there in the murky depths. Last year King Triton flirted with .400 while hitting 43 homers.
Did I mention King Triton has a really sexy daughter?
David Price has a hankering for mermaid love, methinks.
Look out for that Aquaman. He has a jealous streak, and a nasty line drive stroke.