Eduardo Nunez brought down by Tampa Nordstrom salmon

Feb 19, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; New York Yankees infielder Eduardo Nunez (26) walks across the field during the morning practice at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports

Eduardo Nunez is feeling better and should be back in action with the Yankees when they travel to Lakeland to play the Tigers Friday. But it was touch and go there for a bit as Nunez battled a case of food poisoning.

As seems to be the case ninety percent of the time anyone gets food poisoning, the culprit was bad fish.

To be specific, it was the salmon at the Tampa Nordstrom.

So Eduardo Nunez won’t be doing any endorsements for that particular establishment. Unless “poisoning our customers” is a feature they would like to play up.

Seriously, why would you order fish at a place like that? Might as well chomp down a couple gas station burritos. It’s probably safer. And it most likely tastes better.

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