MLB: New Year’s Resolutions for All 30 Clubs

Aug 11, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; A general view of the MLB logo with Colorado Rockies batting gear on it during the game against the Texas Rangers at Globe Life Park in Arlington. Colorado Rockies won 12-9. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 11, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; A general view of the MLB logo with Colorado Rockies batting gear on it during the game against the Texas Rangers at Globe Life Park in Arlington. Colorado Rockies won 12-9. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports /
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Nov 2, 2016; Chicago, IL, USA; A general view of the marquee with fans celebrating after game seven of the 2016 World Series against the Cleveland Indians outside of Wrigley Field. Cubs won 8-7. Mandatory Credit: Patrick Gorski-USA TODAY Sports. MLB.
Nov 2, 2016; Chicago, IL, USA; A general view of the marquee with fans celebrating after game seven of the 2016 World Series against the Cleveland Indians outside of Wrigley Field. Cubs won 8-7. Mandatory Credit: Patrick Gorski-USA TODAY Sports. MLB. /

It’s now 2017, which means we can officially start counting the days down until pitchers and catchers report and start looking forward at the prospect of a clean slate of MLB games.

2016 was a rough year all the way around. Celebrity deaths ruled the headlines and Twitter seemingly cursed 2016 each and every day. At first thinking last year was cursed was fun. Right around the middle of January it stopped being fun and the year went to hell. But it’s 2017 now! Time for some fresh optimism, and with a new year comes New Year’s resolutions.

We’re going to take a look at one resolution that each team should make heading into the 2017 season. Some will be fun. Some will be more serious. Others will be “just stay healthy” in so many words. For one team in particular, it’s just survive what is likely to be a terrible, no good, awful season. Ok, it’s the Padres. They’re not going to be very good. Good luck San Diego!

We’re going to run through these division by division to put forth some semblance of order, so if you’re looking for your favorite team, just click until you see a team that boils your blood and you’ll be close.

Alright, that’s enough chatter from me on the setup. Let’s get to some resolutions!