Picks of the Pen: Yu the Man
Yu Darvish is more than just the fuel for MLB’s unkillable pun machine. He is a starting pitcher for the Texas Rangers, and a good one. This week, he struck out nine Blue Jays in a seven inning…Read More
Picks of the Pen: The Fall of King Felix
Ryan Braun received his MVP trophy this week at Miller Park, which looked sort of like a thick metal frisbee, or an old “Simon Says” game that lit up and taunted you. Fortunately for Ryan,…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Jamie Moyer’s Unfinished Business
Centuries from now, the world is a graveyard to humanity. Cockroaches fight over the last morsel of a Big Mac. A dry wind scatters toxic dust over a hauntingly vacant plain that used to be a…Read More
Picks of the Pen: The Immortal Zim Bear
Last year, when the Phillies played the Dodgers, MLB.tv gave us the Los Angeles feed. Twitter was suddenly full of Phillies bloggers praising Vin Scully for being a soothing voice, relaying the narrative…Read More
Picks of the Pen: That’s So Ubaldo, Apparently
It wasn’t even Opening Day, and we already had a sickening display of emotional buffoonery, and then the follow-up, in which all involved attempt to escape blame. If I’m understanding this…Read More
Picks of the Pen: All Wright Now
Why, it’s David Wright of those New York Mets! Not long ago, he was just another frayed end…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Miguel Cabrera and the Dark Side of Spring
It’s never too long before something truly awful happens in Spring Training, and now that Miguel…Read More
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Look at Jim Thome, playing in the field for the first time since 2007! What a great story, especially…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Finally, an Assured Yankees Victory
Another year, another dominating Yankees performance. ESPN recently polled viewers to find out the best…Read More
Picks of the Pen: The Magnificent Seven
Who wants to own the Dodgers? Is it Magic Johnson? Donald Trump’s son-in-law? Several other…Read More
Picks of the Pen: The Beginning of the Beginning
See this? This is how we picture Opening Day. Players returning to each other, embracing as friends (even if one of them is Phil Coke), not yet emotionally gutted and physically destroyed by another…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Yoenis Cespedes is Anti-Moneyball
Yoenis Cespedes will make $36 million over four years, but he won’t be doing it in Miami like everybody else. No, he’ll be taking his talents to Oakland, which is exactly where no one expected…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Manny Being Talked To
Ever since his quick escape from baseball due to a failed drug test, again, Manny Ramirez has had more time for the important things, like children, and standing awkwardly next to grills. We’ve…Read More
Picks of the Pen: Prince Fielder and the Twins on TV
Just so anybody with concerns about the 2012 MLB season knows, that extra playoff team thing that everyone hates is actually really awesome, reports MLB’s official web site. So you see, there’s…Read More
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Grim days for the Brewers. Sure, Ryan Braun may be accepting his MVP award up there, but he’s doing so under the shadow of a drug investigation. Meanwhile, the “2″ in Milwaukee’s…Read More
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Look at how seriously Rangers’ starting pitcher Derek Holland takes the offseason. He’s so serious that he’s got two god damn mustaches. We can all learn a lesson from Mr.…Read More
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The Hall of Fame tallies came in, and now all we have to look forward to is 2013, when Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens will be on the ballot. Very soon, we’ll be privy to all the internet talk in…Read More
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Oh my god, there’s no picture this week! We here at Call to the Pen are a clever, insightful bunch, and we thought that we’d take this first PotP of the new year to leave you…Read More
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Look at Jorge Posada‘s picture from MLB’s home page! With a face like that, you can see why so many teams want him in their clubhouse immediately. To like, ward off evil or illustrate…Read More
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Hey I bet you stay on top of all this exciting MLB offseason stuff. I bet that means you want to watch videos about all that stuff. So for your pleasure, MLB has supplied us with a whole bunch of…Read More




















