Andrew McCutchen Proposes to Girlfriend Maria Hanslovan On “Ellen”

Oct 9, 2013; St. Louis, MO, USA; Pittsburgh Pirates center fielder Andrew McCutchen (22) stretches before game five of the National League divisional series playoff baseball game against the St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports

Most guys go to Jared, Andrew McCutchen went to Ellen.

This is so adorable I can’t even describe. I’m starting to mist up. Andrew McCutchen, you are one romantic dude.

If you’re going to end up on a talk show, well, this is better than going on Maury to find out if you’re someone’s baby daddy. That’s for dang sure.

Hey, I wonder if McCutchen will go all the way with it and get married on a talk show like Tiny Tim. Seems wrong to propose on a talk show, then get married in a church. Or is that just me?

I do know one thing: Kanye and Kim are going to be totally jealous. Why didn’t they think of getting engaged on television? They did it in a dumb ballpark with an orchestra and a bunch of photographers, like a couple of dummies.

Maybe Kim can do the talk show proposal with her next husband. Ellen, clear a date for August.

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