R.A. Dickey’s Knuckleball Is Like Something From “The Matrix” (GIF)

Okay that’s it. I’m convinced. The entire universe is a computer simulation and R.A. Dickey is Neo. There is no other explanation. Baseballs don’t do that in the real universe. Physics won’t allow it.

I say we make R.A. Dickey king of the world right now. Get it over with before he uses his powers to enslave us anyway. Someone give me Dickey’s address, I want to send him a sacrificial offering. Is he hiring lackeys? I’m ready for some bowing and scraping.

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