Jose Canseco Said Something About the Hall of Fame, I’m Just Not Sure What

May 23, 2013; Fort Worth, TX, USA; Fort Worth Cats designated hitter Jose Canseco (33) smiles while on deck during the game against the Edinburg Roadrunners at LaGrave Field in Fort Worth. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

A team of scholars is currently studying this Jose Canseco tweet, attempting to work out its undoubtedly deep and profound meaning.

My initial impression is that this is supposed to be some kind of joke. I believe Jose is attempting to mock the Hall of Fame or perhaps the critics of the Hall of Fame. Or maybe it’s voters he’s mocking. Or the players who are in the Hall of Fame?

All right I admit, I’m totally bewildered. I am just going to assume for now that Jose was under the influence of powerful drugs when he wrote that. I think he may have been shrooming.

Yeah, that definitely looks like the kind of thing you’d tweet if you were tripping on magic mushrooms. Jose never got a chance to write the next tweet, “What happens if aquaman has sex with wonder woman can their babies swim underwater and does aquaman even have a penis. lol.

Shrooms are awesome.

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