So how is Clayton Kershaw’s life working out right now? Oh not bad. Pitches for the Dodgers. Just won the Cy Young. Signed the richest contract ever for a pitcher not long ago.
Now he’s just chilling. Hanging out with Zooey Deschanel. Doing cameos on somewhat popular television sitcoms.
Yeah, Zooey Deschanel. Chilling with Clayton Kershaw. Don’t get jealous San Francisco. We know how much you Frisco people love Zooey Deschanel. And hate Los Angeles.
No city can truly claim Zooey Deschanel though. Not San Francisco, not Los Angeles, not even Boise. Zooey Deschanel belongs to all the cities. And the towns. And the places in between the cities and towns where there is mostly cows and grass.
She belongs to the world, is really what I’m saying. Does that sound stalkery?
Here’s Kershaw on New Girl. The post Super Bowl episode will also feature Prince. Yes that Prince. Not Fielder. THE Prince.