Sep 12, 2013; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Oakland Athletics pitcher Grant Balfour (50) throws a pitch in the ninth inning against the Minnesota Twins at Target Field. Mandatory Credit: Brad Rempel-USA TODAY Sports

Grant Balfour Has a Ridiculous Truck

For a lot of people a truck is a mark of manhood. The bigger the truck, the bigger the man.

Grant Balfour must be a pretty big man to have a truck like this.

Is Balfour using his truck to transport large quantities of gold?

Forget about stealing Balfour’s truck. You’d have an easier time breaking into Fort Knox.

Lots of fun being on the highway with rigs like that. Lots of fun trying to park when one of those is taking up two whole spaces.

Not to judge. A man is entitled to have any kind of truck he wants. This is America after all.

If a guy wants to drive around in some giant obnoxious gas-guzzling machine, so be it.

If he wants to hog the road everywhere he goes, that’s fine.

Some people need to announce their presence with authority. Not just on the mound, but on the freeway. Grant Balfour is obviously one such person.

Balfour is all man, no one can doubt that. Not after they’ve laid eyes on his vehicle.

Nope. No compensation going on there.

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