Now we know why Bryce Harper is so ripped. It’s not so he can crush dingers. It’s so he can help out old ladies at the supermarket.
Harper’s girlfriend Kayla Varner snapped this shot of Harper assisting an elderly woman at the grocery store.
— kayla varner (@kayvarner) March 13, 2014
Amazingly, Harper did not tear a ligament reaching to that shelf.
That sounds like the most baseball player injury of all-time. Bryce Harper tears ligament reaching for bottle of mayonnaise for old woman.
I hope Bryce got candy for his trouble. Some of that hard, disgusting old person candy.
Or at least a peck on the cheek.
Okay, let’s be real. Harper just did that to impress the girlfriend. And it clearly worked.
Now it’s time to address the true elephant in the room: GREEN SHOES.
Those are beyond ugly. Wow Bryce Harper. Burn those.