In their effort to stay on the cutting edge when it comes to giving their fans heart disease and possible stomach cancer, the Arizona Diamondbacks have announced the creation of a new culinary wonder to be offered at their ballpark this season:
The D-bat dog. An 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon. With a side of fries, of course. And a selection of dipping sauces.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2014
I don’t know whether to eat thing or use it to unclog a drain.
Creative Diamondbacks fans I’m sure can find other uses for the ballpark bacon-and-cheese corn dog. The shape of it suggests all sorts of things that I don’t care to mention here.
I realize ballpark food is supposed to be disgusting and artery-clogging and probably not even technically food, but is there no limit?
We really need this?
Is there a vegetarian version at least? The turkey-stuffed 18-inch turkey dog?
That sounds worse. Well whatever. Free country. Go to town on that D-bat dog.
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