Things aren’t so different in Australia. They speak English there. They like baseball.
They eat really disgusting overpriced ridiculous ballpark food.
Like a $40 hot dog that’s longer than an actual baseball bat.
Babe Ruth saw that and immediately asked God if he could come back to earth.
Me, I’m staying away from any food item that is actually longer than my small intestine.
It’s just a personal rule I have. It’s kept me alive this long and I’m going to stick with it.
At the same time, it’s nice to know Americans aren’t the only ones who have a weakness for questionable food served in shamefully huge quantities and sold at absurdly inflated prices.
Over-indulgence, eff yeah!