Brian Wilson‘s self-expression doesn’t end with his facial hair. It also extends to his shoes.
Wilson has an amazing pair of shoes right now, custom painted with kangaroos, a koala and a picture of “Sir Elton.”
What/who is Sir Elton?
Yes, Sir Elton is Brian Wilson’s nickname for his knuckleball.
Because of course.
What I want to know is, what happens to the shoes if Wilson goes into a slump?
Is there some kind of cleansing ritual? Do the shoes get floated out to sea on a tiny raft and set on fire with a flaming arrow?
Or does Wilson just toss them in a closet?
These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights.