Memo to all baseball fans out there: stop booing Ryan Braun.
Phillies fans booed the living crap out of the Brewers’ PED cheat Tuesday afternoon, and what happened?
Braun went off on Philadelphia pitching for three home runs.
Oh and just in case you thought he couldn’t flash some leather out there in right field, he also had this great diving catch.
So if you’re keeping score, that’s three dingers for Ryan Braun and a sick diving catch.
I repeat: do not boo Ryan Braun. You do not deter Ryan Braun by booing him. You only fuel him more.
Braun has discovered a new PED: Performance Enhancing Derision.
And this stuff doesn’t show up when you pee. Unless there’s a pee test for pure Hulk-like anger.