Ryan Braun gets booed hard by Philly fans, launches three homers

Apr 8, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; A fan stands up and yells at Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun (8) during the first inning against the Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports

Memo to all baseball fans out there: stop booing Ryan Braun.

Phillies fans booed the living crap out of the Brewers’ PED cheat Tuesday afternoon, and what happened?

Braun went off on Philadelphia pitching for three home runs.

Braun got Kyle Kendrick in the third, then again in the fourth. In the eighth he got the hat trick, tagging Brad Lincoln for a three run shot.

Oh and just in case you thought he couldn’t flash some leather out there in right field, he also had this great diving catch.

So if you’re keeping score, that’s three dingers for Ryan Braun and a sick diving catch.

I repeat: do not boo Ryan Braun. You do not deter Ryan Braun by booing him. You only fuel him more.

Braun has discovered a new PED: Performance Enhancing Derision.

And this stuff doesn’t show up when you pee. Unless there’s a pee test for pure Hulk-like anger.

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