Orioles outfielder Adam Jones gets very angry when fans run onto the field. Very very angry.
When those incidents happen, like Tuesday when two fans were arrested for invading the playing space during the Orioles-Yankees game, Jones just wants to…do stuff.
“I think it’s idiotic for people to run on the field, and I think the punishment needs to be a lot harsher, and they should let us have a shot to kick them with our metal spikes on because it’s stupid,” Jones said after the game, via the Baltimore Sun. “You look like an [idiot] when you run on the field.”
Jones continued, “I remember a couple of years ago, one dude broke his ankle in Baltimore. I was laughing at him. I wish he shattered his femur because it’s stupid. It’s just plain old stupid. Anybody who does it, I wish the cops tase the [hell] out of them. I wish that.”
Jones will garner himself quite a cheering section with those remarks. As we know, running onto a baseball field during a game is totally barbaric and revolting, but wishing you could kick people with metal spikes on, that’s heroic.
Laughing at a fellow human being snapping his leg while in a state of drunken confusion, that’s a sign of true righteousness.
Keep on raging Adam Jones. And the rest of you, keep on cheering him for his strongly-worded stance against dumbness. You guys GET it.
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