2012 MLB Season Preview: Miami Marlins
By Justin Klugh
Offseason Additions
SS Jose Reyes, RHP Heath Bell, LHP Mark Buehrle, Manager Ozzie Guillen, Marlins Ballpark, an enormous batshit insane home run sculpture
Offseason Subtractions
RHP Chris Volstad, RHP Javier Vasquez, most people’s dignity
“The subtraction of Chris Volstad will most definitely be felt,” reports SCWS. “Mostly from a blogging standpoint, because it was really easy to write a ‘Chris Volstad Gives Up Four Home Runs’ post on short notice with little to no research necessary.”
Projected Lineup
- SS Jose Reyes
- CF Emilio Bonifacio
- 3B Hanley Ramirez
- LF Mike Stanton
- RF Logan Morrison
- 1B Gaby Sanchez
- C John Buck
- 2B Omar Infante
Projected Rotation