Irrational Conclusions to Draw from One Week of Baseball

The Right-Where-They-Should-Bes

Rays, Cardinals, Diamondbacks, Cardinals, Tigers, Rangers

Yeah, great.  Enjoy yourselves.  They picked you to do great and you’re doing it.  Your fans turn on the game and know what to expect.  Watch Justin Verlander do thing to batters that… that they don’t want you to do to them.   Be great without your superstar.  Capitalize on your carefully cultivated farm system.  Dance around you internationally acquired phenom.  Witness your meteoric rise to the top of the power rankings.

Take it all in, and enjoy how much sweeter it is without anybody telling you snarkily, “It’s only four games into the season.”  Being built to win, you can tell that person that they suck, and not feel bad when they run out of the office, crying.

Congratulations on all your success.

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