Newly-rich Mike Trout eats giant piece of meat

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12 oz of bone, 10oz of fat, 36 oz of meat..Who's going 2 finish theirs first… Ready.set.GO! @grichards26 @Trouty20 pic.twitter.com/Ot2eJe4jYl

— Alexis (@AlexxisJoan) March 30, 2014

Mike Trout signed a new $144 million contract with the Angels, and what was his first major purchase?

A gigantic greasy mouth-watering Viking-warrior-sized hunk of meat.

On the bone. Because that’s how a man eats his meat.

Is there any doubt that Mike Trout is a man?

He hits man-sized home runs. He earns man-sized money. He eats man-sized slabs of flesh.

And swings huge battle hammers fashioned out of pure steel. And beds magnificent Scandinavian maidens.

He’s Thor now, basically.

And Garrett Richards thinks he can win a meat eating contest against him? Foolish mortal.