Jose Canseco claims to have seen the Super Bowl already

Don’t feel like watching the Super Bowl, but want to know how it ends? Don’t worry – Jose Canseco has your back.

Jose Canseco raised a few eyebrows, and elicited concerns for his mental health, earlier this week. He shared a conspiracy theory that was insane even by his standards, claiming that space aliens are here to teach humanity how to travel through time. Of course, there are complications, like needing to extract the brain, but this is Jose Canseco we’re talking about here. He wouldn’t make this sort of thing up.

Now, Canseco is doubling down on his time travel theories. This time, he claims to have gone into the future himself, and has seen how the Super Bowl will play out. In his future, the torch will be passed, with the Rams taking home the Lombardi Trophy.

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Well, there you go everyone. No need to pay attention during the Super Bowl tonight. Feel free to take those bathroom breaks, watch the advertisements, and head back to the fridge for all those beers you want. There will not be any drama tonight, as Canseco has seen the future. If you’re into that sort of thing, bet the house, college fund, and 401K on the Rams. Canseco has seen the future, and shared it will us all.

Let’s face it – Canseco is sharing these warnings and visions of the future for altruistic reasons. It is not as though he is desperate to stay in the spotlight, making things up to get attention. He would never do anything like that….

As we sit here, the Super Bowl has yet to be played. The championship is still up for grabs, the outcome still in question. We sit with anticipation, counting down the minutes until the championship is decided, with the torch either being passed to the Rams, or Tom Brady and Bill Belichick defying age once again. That is, unless we heed Canseco’s words.

Jose Canseco has seen the future, and it involves a Rams victory in the Super Bowl. Canseco wouldn’t lie about that…