Jose Canseco wants to box one of the Paul brothers

Jose Canseco is tired of the Logan and Jake Paul talking smack on the internet after Jake knocked out Nate Robinson. He wants his shot in the ring.

Who had Jose Canseco trying to get in a boxing match with internet celebrities on their 2020 bingo cards?

If you did, consider me only mildly impressed. I mean we’re only a few months removed from Canseco telling Alex Rodriguez that he wanted to bare-knuckle box him.

But Canseco-Paul will be the fight of the century. A Twitter troll against a guy who doesn’t really understand Twitter. The quick-witted kid against the crazy old man. The promos just write themselves.

And the trash talk has already progressed to absurd heights. In response to Canseco’s challenge, Logan Paul countered by accepting the fight and talking a shot at Canseco’s daughter.

But I don’t think Canseco got the insult. And that’s probably for the best because if there was any line of mutual respect, Paul sprinted over it at full speed. Canseco requested that Paul contact his agent to set it up and now we’re all anxiously awaiting the fight date.

Among other amazing details about this fight, Canseco guarantees that one of them will get knocked out and refuses to wear head gear because “he has a hard head”.

We can definitely vouch for Canseco’s hard head.

He also wants to get trained up by Floyd Mayweather, one of the greatest boxers of all time.

Give me every second of this fight. I will pay any amount of money for the pay per view. And while we’re at it, give me an entire training documentary on Jose Canseco, chock full of Rocky references. Send him to Philly, make him chase chickens and film him running up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Then for the sequel he can bare knuckle box Alex Rodriguez because the people deserve it.

Canseco vs. Paul. Date TBD. Fight of the century.