Atlanta Braves mascot warns of upcoming devastation

Mascots are typically harmless. They get the crowd pumped up, perform harmless antics, heckle umpires and opposing players, and, as was the case with the Phillie Phanatic, anger the late Tommy LaSorda to the point where he attacks. And then there is the Atlanta Braves mascot, Blooper.

The Braves mascot is not out for fun. Instead, he is looking to bring wrath and destruction upon the universe.

Atlanta Braves mascot Blooper wants vengeance

Blooper was not always a bloodthirsty being hellbent on destroying everything in his path. There was a time when he was a fun loving entity, just like most other mascots. He infamously swindled Manny Machado out of $300 million a couple years back, and pulled off the same stunt a month later when he stole Bryce Harper‘s contract. One would think that, with those two contracts in hand, Blooper would be set for life.

But that is not the case. He is still there at Braves’ games, entertaining the masses and wondering where it all went wrong. He never did receive those hundreds of millions of dollars, his dreams of taking off for the Caribbean and getting a tan on his pasty white body shattered. It is enough to make anyone bitter.

And that may be the case with Blooper. He has stewed over his lost fortune for the past few months, obsessing over those broken dreams and shattered hopes. And now, enough is enough – he is emerging from the depths to take back what he feels is rightfully his.

Atlanta Braves mascot Blooper has issued a dire warning to humanity. He is back roaming the earth, with wrath in his heart and vengeance on his mind.